I'm genuinely thinking about buying a laptop and Ableton. Talk me out of it

[Jeanne]

FUUUUUU I’m too late to the party.

My argument would’ve been:

Laptops are worse than Volcas.

Miserable Git rides again - Why is everything so fucking small?

I remember some time in the early 2000’s, my girlfriend at the time was showing off her new phone, some bloody Nokia thing that was so fucking small I couldn’t even use the keypad. Seriously, the thing was fucking tiny, like she’d been to some other dimension where everything was fucking 2/3 scale and nicked a phone. Either that or someone at Nokia’s design dept. had just won a bet. So far so who gives a shit, right. Fast forward to 2022 and phones are all fucking massive. Happy days. The idi…