Miserable git's general and non-specific (but very inclusive) whingeing thread - If you've got thoughts about stuff, I'm your guy

Ha!

I’m so old.

Forgot about the fucking Teslas.

Idiots.

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@Fin25 be drivin’ around like:

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Apparently so!

Wouldn’t be seen dead in a Nova.

No, it makes you a man of culture and taste.

Don’t feel bad. I made a Rocky Horror Picture Show reference at work today and no one got it. There was a running error with our code, and someone said “Maybe it was a time warp?” So obviously I said “Well then, let’s do the time warp again.” Maybe I should have done the dance too? I dunno, I’m wasted on these people

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but at least you look great in a leather corset and fishnets.

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Maybe if you’d dressed like Tim Curry they’d have gotten the joke.

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Beat me to it!

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I’ll beat you with it!

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Random stuff - GIFs - Imgur

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Thank you sir, er…ma’am, may I have another?!

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Will you do me next?

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flashback to when juniper steels told that chickpea joke and it got flagged for being too funny.

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what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

tag juniper steels for the answer.

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As a person that has to deal with Autopilot and the constant issues that come from the absolute mess of TPM certificate ping-pong, I’d argue that the consumer-facing stuff generally does better than the “professional” shit. Somehow they always find new ways of making life difficult.

Also I can’t be the only one who is still upset about the change they made to Excel for some fucking reason, which removed the ability to slap a = into a cell, highlight some shit you wanted to sum and pressing enter to get instant maths. Why would you remove that?? Why touch Excel at all in all honesty?? Why not touch your other non-functional shit like Office Online to make it actually compatible with your files??? How about it, eh? But nooooooooo we can’t have that, instead you’ll update the file-saving dialog for the fiftieth time just to say you did something.

Fuck MS.

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just gonna try not to break the tonverk thread any more than it’s already broken by resetting the roost.

pies are alright though, aren’t they? can’t go to hell for those. or can you…

bit of a precedent already set with donuts.

Donut Hell GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

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Completely unrelated to pies but I love that simspsons episode where homer accidentally invents the tomato tobacco hybrid plant, tomacco. Fucking genius.

Although marge does try to sell chief wiggum a mincemeat pie but it’s just to enhance the gag of how addictive the tomacco is.

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