OT: One box to rule them all?

Perhaps this app is smthg for you. it’s just a couple quid: Harmonix - Digitone iOS App

It features (among many other very handy things) a DN song mode, i.e. it sends midi cc messages to change patterns and you can create sequences of patterns and store or manipulate them as necessary. Not the best option, but if you got a battered ipad lying around somewhere, I’d try it at least.