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Thats crazy because I think cooking eggplant with garlic would make for a very delicious dish.
But I guess that is more considerate if your having g him over for dinner 
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are you deliberately missing the joke about vampires and garlic or do you really enjoy eggplant? your rebuke was apparently next level and I’ve sprained my interpolative muscle.
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Idk.what joke? 
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sharpen your pencils ladies and jerks, it’s time to break records for pencil sharpening.
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fastens seatbelt…
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Vampires don’t like aubergines?
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I’m surprised that UK doesn’t have some unique alternate name for seatbelts like fanny buckle or gooch restraint.
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taint harness.
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Oi watch it or we’ll lock you in the boot with nothing but a bag of day-old chips and some vintage cider.
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