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You know, that has really boosted my self esteem. As much of a train wreck as I might be, they are not the metaphors for me
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Then my work here is on hold until you hit rock bottom!
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mofo
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We could make this one easily worse but I’m guessing that would get flagged and get me banned.
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That must be nice… I’m definitely a cross between a pigeon nest with needles and the freeway mattress
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It’s ok, I’m broken in other ways.
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I stopped reading at freeway mattress! As @shigginpit would say, pegged!
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Who said anything about pegging on the freeway mattress?
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I must be in the wrong thread!
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Just think positive! Both get the job done.
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Pigeon nest.
I see myself bringing a “Born Into Trouble While the Sparks Fly Upward” kinda vibe
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I swear that better not be a data port
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