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I don’t know anything about tiktok tts or the monologue in question but I got an uncomfortable chuckle out of it so I assume that was it’s designed purpose.
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fear of commitment.
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Does it shrink into a Fiat Punto when it gets wet?
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peugeot 206.
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I think it rather is the point where you’re getting excited to buy MIDI splitters, cable holders and such - useful boring stuff. I think that drive to create only gets lost when you’re starting to obsess over optimising it all. You know, different MIDI splitter chipsets and their pros and cons. Or modular drying racks for your kitchen shit.
I’d buy that thing, by the way. No more drying after washing up!
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May I ask, how much energetic music composing drive there’s left in you? 
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Still enough to whistle, hum, and sing some great tunes whilst washing up. Not much time to develop them into full arrangments though, because of all the drying I have to do afterwards
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if you keep your fresh fruit next to the dishes, above the waste disposal, you have made the transition to senior citizen.
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If there’s a trapdoor under that fruit, so it could just be ejected straight into the waste disposal beneath it at the pull of a lever, this could still be a bachelor’s kitchen.
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I’m dead.
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I am triggered. Just seeing that command written down make me shiver. It’s like an Eldritch spell from a Lovecraft story that, when spoken, will end the world.
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