What's the worst music that could come on whilst you're getting a haircut?

Inspired by @williohm I was wondering, what music do you absolutely not want to hear whilst having your haircut?

Bonus points for the music you do want to hear.

I freed myself from the clutches of barbers when COVID hit, but the last place I used to go to had a DJ. Tbh it was a bit intense.

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Are you discriminating against us bald wankers?:rofl:

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Sweeney Todd soundtrack?

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bald-curb

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I buzz mine myself but if my own music came on there would be an accident involving blood and lot’s of whimpering.
If the Spice Girls came on, the outcome would be far more gory.
For a bonus point I’d be ok listening to Kevin Morby - Sundowner cos it’s super chill.

Yeah Nin closer could be really weird :slight_smile:

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You Don’t Mess With Zohan soundtrack?

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I’d rather not hear black metal while getting a cut and shave.

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Who doesn’t want their barber leaning in and whispering in his ear? :joy:

Heeeelllllp meeeee…

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RAC music (software won’t let my just write RAC).

Stuck in the middle with you

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Onkel kånkel

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Side story.

My mate has his own barber shop in Leeds and when he was refitting it a few years ago he wanted to cover the ceiling and some of the walls in iconic record sleeves, but he’s not much of a music buff, so asked a bunch of us for suggestions.

Here’s what I suggested…

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eitiher the business tanked or is now a Mecca for the most insufferable nerds on earth - either way, he has no idea why

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Well it’s Leeds, so most of his customers probably haven’t even heard of Bowie

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Most of them can’t even read!

sorry

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I see you’re familiar with Leeds.

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Would enjoy: Ninja Tune Xen Cuts compilations.

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the head banging would interfere with the haircut

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