Drop your best one liner / pun / quick joke here

you lost me on that one

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Yeah, going too deep down the geek rabbit hole. I’ll cut it out :slight_smile:

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How much does a geek earn…?

I don’t know. Tell us!

I think the punchline reached EOL once the drachma was replaced by the Euro.

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My father was very short. He used to say ā€œthe right size for the legs is when the feet touch the ground.ā€

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so obscure

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Mine too used to say this, but I was the short one ^^

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Soul brother. Mayonaise is a beautiful song, showed it to my 13 year old daughter recently and she likes it too.

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I think you missed the pun @shigginpit made……
I couldn’t imagine a better response to your joke

that was my bad, I should have used an emoji.

Maybe if you replied with an echo or just requested the joke again

Also I kinda wanna hurt @lowph for that joke it was that fitting of the thread, lol
I really facepalmed like a dad joke.

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Are you getting baud yet?

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I rate that pun

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My sides is splitting - they hertz !

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took me a second

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Sometimes you need to be in the right frame to get it

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It’s just a phase I am going through

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How do you know a drummer is knocking at your door?

Answer

It gets faster.

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How do mummies start their letters?

:)

ā€œTomb it may concernā€¦ā€

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