Drop your best one liner / pun / quick joke here

[ctrl64]

There are only three hard problems in computer science:

• 0: naming things
• 2: asynchronous callbacks
• 1: cache invalidation
• 3: off-by-one errors

[shigginpit]

to oblivion has to be one of the worst ways to get blown.

[error.eyes]

A good pickup line: “Is that a banana in your pants, or are you looking to change your internet service provider?”

Works every time.

[Ryan]

To Smithereens also sounds bad(unless you’re into that)

[shigginpit]

to bits.

[shigginpit]

the fact that some people can’t distinguish the difference between etymology and entomology bugs me in a way that I can’t define with words.

[JCinvisible]

@shigginpit

the fact that some people can’t distinguish the difference between etymology and entomology bugs me in a way that I can’t define with words

I’m having that!

[Ryan]

Did you come up with that one? Because that is so brilliant!

[shigginpit]

if I did do you think I’d be stuck working a crappy room like this?

[Ryan]

Actually, yeah

[ElectronicFur]

Which side of a dog has more hair than the other?

Answer

The outside…

[Tchu]

Your Setups (Part 2)

Cables and bits, cables and bits and bits and bits. Reference : old commercial.

Lol

[mashtup]

Q. What’s the difference between a market trader and a dachshund?

A. One bawls his wears out on the pavement and the other one…….

[apapdop]

Very good. Barry finds that hilarious…

[hyperstationjr]

“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
(Continue this until just before they get frustrated enough to give up…)
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Philip Glass.”

[Suspect_Frequency]

I am a music producer

[apapdop]

There are 10 different types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

[Lieder]

I saw this on a shirt once (paraphrasing due to poor memory:

“There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate results from incomplete data…”

EDIT: should mention that when I told that joke to my friend later that day, he said “so who are the other people”. I just laughed. I still think he doesn’t get it :)"

[Yabba]

My guitar shop has just been shut by the local council.
Apparently ‘Sexy Fenders’ isn’t a good name.

[deadinside]

I have the ultimate knock knock joke.

Someone else start it, please